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Hey guys, my name's Ryan Vaughn, but my friends call me Tiny Smalls. I'm extremely Irish, so my pubes are bright orange. But
that's not the intention of this site. I, Tiny Smalls, am
looking to enjoy sexual intercourse with a very beautiful woman. While reading this site you will see some pictures of
me, and learn about some of my interests.
I hope all of you love Slipknot as much as me. They rock and will make you fuck your sister! Well, atleast that's what I do
when I listen to Slipknot!
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Where Did I get My Hot Chest?
You're probably wondering where I got my pectorals from? Well,. I'm obviously not going to give away all of my tricks of the
trade to all the wannabees out there, but one thing that definately helps is eating burgers and cantelope. I like burgers
a little more than cantelope, but let me tell you, cantelope (especially covered with chocolate, whipped cream, sprinkles,
twinkies, chillie, pork, hot dogs, and beef) really helps pick up all the laaaaaaaaaaaadies!
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